Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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