But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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