I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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