i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You left your phone here
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