Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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