they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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