Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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