The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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