Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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