using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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