Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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