Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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