she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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