i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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