I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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