Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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