Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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