Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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