Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
