Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My life is pants optional.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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