put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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