When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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