i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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