I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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