Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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