I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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