sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am one with the molecules
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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