i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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