i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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