pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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