ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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