it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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