He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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