When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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