i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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