so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I need a beard to bite.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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