She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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