So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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