its not stalking. its research.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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