He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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