I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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