They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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