i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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