ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
