Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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