then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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