READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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