just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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