Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You can make out without kissing
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