I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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