She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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