I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I use my feet as sexual weapons
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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