I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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