Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
try to milk me bitch
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