I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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