Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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