Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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